Brain is intelligent camcoder :-)

Well... I got this new camecoder as I am wrapping up my stay in US of A... I recorded some stuff and then edited them....

And it occured to me that brain is such an intelligent camcoder... you keep on recording everything from your child hood... and you actively keep on editing your recording... you keep whatever you feel is significant to retain in your limited GB of memory available in your brain... and you actively keep on removing which is trivial or insignificant or will not be of any use to you in future...

the point is mootable whether the memory available is limited... can we measure it... I believe it is limited... there might be poeple who will strongly agree to disagree on this point... but they will violently agree that brain is a intelligent camcoder... :-)...

well it depends on person to person what to retain... if you are very religious you will probably keep in your mind trip to scared place... you will not recall a trip to disc...(why the heck did you go to the place first of all??? ;-))... if you are very fond of friends... you will cherish those sweet memories spent with friends... if you are selfish like me... you will keep only things you which you want to... but who is not selfish...

seems i have digressed from the topic... for me brain is intelligent camcoder... do not know what other thinks... but who cares... i always do what i want to do :-) ... and i am proud of it...

Sudh Hindi Ka Prayog Kijiye...

Time and again I get this craving to start translating english words to pure hindi just to bring some change to this monotonous life of mine... Here are some of the words... some coined by me... some by my friends... some are genuine hindi words but not used normally in our day to day conversation... well no credits given and none are taken... only some humour is given.

Actually currently there are hardly any words in the list... you can count on your fingers... even if you have four of them on your hand... but as usual I am thinking of long term when this post will contain a long list of words....

I will keep on adding to this list so watch out... if you understand hindi I bet you will have fun!!!!

sukhsm laher - microwave
karn dakhi swarn yantr - head phone
karn ghusi swarn yantr - ear phone
kimkartavyvimudh - vacillating mind

following is contribution from Raj Beniwal
Lowh path gamini - train
Lamb dand gol pind dhar pakad pratiyogita - Cricket

~MJR

PS:note haven't used a suffix of 'a' after each word as it is done like in "yoga"... it is actually yog... sticking to sudh hindi again :-)

I am sure my south indian friends will beg to differ... they even put an 'a' after proper english words too... lefta... righta... no offense please... :-)

Handicap Parking...

"Handicap parking is the mirage of the parking lot" Sienfeld in one of his episodes...

How true... You are running late for a meeting you desparately need a parking spot... you circle around the whole parking lot once ... twice yet you do not find a parking spot near to gate.... so sad... then you see there are 5 parking spots free but alas.... THEY ARE HANDICAP PARKING ... what the ... You then circle around and find a spot which is nearest possible to the gate ...

Then you walk towards the building... in a hurry... you see those free parking spots and curse them ... or pray to god... please make me handicap... atleast I do won't have to walk this much...

Well this is OK... on top of this let us add snow with wind speed which is blowing directly in to you face... if you haven't experienced this come to Detroit, MI in peak winter ... you will curse even more ...

I have known people who go and park in the handicap parking just for the heck of it ... my ex-account manager is one of them...

I have known people who go and park in the handicap parking spot as the handicap parking spot lines (usually they are blue in color) were not visible ... well thats the reason I got ... I too was driving my corolla and parked my car in proper normal parking spot (read NON HANDICAP PARKING)... well that was quite a reason ... anyway who want to argue on that...

Some time I think I will get my leg amputated or probably slightly cracked or with connections in DMV or SOS get the handicap parking number plate ... a fracture would be ideal as I will get the plate temporarily ... though...

Handicap parking murdabad... murdabad.... !!!

Journey to Chennai ...

Continuation to how i got into infy....

Well... where do i start from... lets see... just a quick recap like our hindi sitcoms ...

I went to baroda for infosys interview... got selected... asked to be reported at chennai... first time to leave my family...

recap over...

so, my dad with help from my mama (who had contacts in indian railways) to get me tickets to chennai in Navjeevan Express (the only train between chennai and ahmedabad directly)... I still remeber that they got tickets which were to make me land in chennai 2 days earlier than the joining date i.e. 3rd October. So, I were to reach on 1st October. With some more settings I was able to get accomodation in gujarati samaj located at Broadway, Chennai...

So, I started on 29th September at 9:30 pm from Ahmedabad. All my family members dad, mom, my sisters, brother, mama, bua, uncle, my best friends Naman and Narendra... were there to bid adieu to me. First time ever I was going to leave gujarat and go outside. I remember I took blessing from my dad by touching his feets... a belief which I still follow. I believe that whatever I am today is because of him. I can go on elaborating on that but I do not want to digress. There would be a separate blog dedicated to him. Love you dad...

I started the journey on a sad note... with small invisible tear droplets coming from eyes... my heart was very heavy... as if some tons and kilos of heavy stuff is kept on it...

Train soon reached baroda and I jumped out to meet one more best friend of mine... Rachit... had a quick hug with him and good bye... again the same heaviness engulfed me... I was not able to recover for some days... time and again the faces of my beloved family and friends... the stolen moments with them... were flying through my head like a film trailer... their face seemed so near to me that I will go and touch them...yet so far...

Traveling hasn't been my habit... so I soon fell ill in the 2nd class sleeper... I got fever... so I took some tablets... the journey was 36 hours... so it was going to take quite some time for me to reach chennai...

I tried to put my thoughts on a book (do not remember which one...) but failed miserably... I was simply not able to concentrate... the separation was taking its toll on me...

It was not that I was travelling to chennai for the first time... I had been there to give my interview in IIT chennai for MS in computers... I had seen very good part of chennai at that time... as from Airport to IIT Chennai the campus is roads are good and the locality is very posh... so to me chennai was like a clean and honest city... though this impression was going to break shortly when I was to land and go through the experiences... which probably lot of hindi speaking junta would have gone through...

as soon as the train was going to arrive in chennai... my clean city was turning out to be quite dirty... like every city has suburbs which are filthy and dirty... chennai too had its fair share i would say... my train was going through one such suburb and then I realised... sir... welcome to reality... your destiny or destination... chennai has arrived!!!!

ps: coming in this series... my first few experiences in chennai...

No Strings Attached !!!!

How about a life with no strings attached... no need to make money... no need to report statuses... no need to fullfill your desires... no need to find defects... no need to fix them... no need to succumb to client demands... no need for building applications... no need to improve performance... no need to improve UI... no need to write SRS... no need to review SRS... no need to work life a mule... no need to spend long hours in night in office... no need to send emails to offshore team... no need to spend weekends in office... no need to attend calls in the night...no need to think like software professional...no need act like one... no need to relate to people... no obligations... no responsibilities... no attachments... no worries about money...

just you, yourself and the way god want to guide you with the strings which he uses to controls the world... may be some day... may be some day...

Dark Side...

Every body has a dark side (liked this dialogue in the movie "Company")... I agree to it cent percent... I have a dark side too... Lot of you won't agree to this though... But does me or my darker side care about it... nah....

How does my darker side look... It is pretty dark I would say...Can I share it??? Well... here is where my good side assumes the role of the janitor and does not allow the dark side within me to come out in open from any of the gates...and by god it has played this roles extremely well... It is extremely powerful, it can cut wings of the dark side...it can send that dark side far into the abyss...it can suppress the dark side... but still it is not that much powerful that it can annihilate it completely...exterminate my dark side from its root... I think I would prefer it to continue to play the same role of sentry for some time... I am still hopeful that I will conjure up enough strength to completely sink that dark side or totally eradicate it from me... probably I will become a sadhu and go to himalayas :-)...

The very thought of my dark side coming out and assuming control over me is so scary that it sends shivers through my spine... but I wonder whether the darker side of others too be able to accost it in a friendly way???

I will surely note about it when the beast comes out... till then let the beast rest in peace or piece... which ever way....

By Heart...

In the training today, the trainer said "I am not good at remembering definitions by heart"...

I was not able to understand why it is called "by heart". I strongly believe this is a gross mistake on the part of the english speaking world. It should be termed as "by brain" or "by mind". As far as my fertile mind recalls it is your mind which retains all the information which is gathered from your child hood.

I bet if you take your heart out and ask it to speak...will it??? For that matter even your brain won't as it will require a mouth :-)...

If there exists (I am not sure about it...) or in future a technology comes up which can extract information from your organs then probably the dictionaries across the world will change this... even in schools they will start teaching "Please repeat it by your mind!!!" or "learn by mind"...what you say???

ps: just thought will put some light stuff too :-)...